Winner – 2026 Best April Fools Joke (Lenawee County)

Awarded by The International Society of Questionable Life Decisions & April Fools Enthusiasts

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Clinton, Michigan
April 2026

The Clinton Inn has been recognized as the 2026 recipient of the “Best April Fools Joke” award, honoring excellence in public misdirection and presentation.

The winning submission, the Clinton Inn Skyway Zip Line Experience, outlined a dual half-mile competitive zipline from the clock tower to Tate Park, presented with the clarity and confidence of a fully operational project.

The review panel noted that the strength of the entry was its execution. Synchronized racing, weather-dependent ride variations, and specialized event scenarios were introduced without hesitation, reinforcing the overall narrative.

Conditions such as ice accumulation, high wind dynamics, and low visibility were described as “progressively unreasonable and highly effective.”

The presentation maintained credibility well beyond expected limits, generating real engagement including reservation attempts and participation inquiries.

Ultimately, the project stood out for its complete commitment to inevitability. At no point was it presented as hypothetical, only as scheduled and already in demand.

Testimonials

“I was excited that there would be one more thing to do in town than there was before.”
— Jameson Bondar, Clinton Resident

“It seemed like a new activity was being introduced, which I considered a positive development.”
— Felix Leiterson, Lenawee County Resident

“I appreciated that it was located nearby and would not require a long drive.”
— Penny Marlowe, Local Resident

“I reviewed the details and concluded that it was, in fact, a zipline.”
— Quenton Branchwell, Clinton Resident

“I noticed other people were interested, which suggested that I should also be interested.”
— Domino Varga, Lenawee County Resident

“I had been looking for something to do and this appeared to qualify.”
— Gareth Kincaid, Local Resident

“I confirmed the location and determined that it was real place that I could go to.”
— Auric Goldwyn, Clinton Resident

“I understood that there would be a starting point and an ending point, which I found reassuring.”
— Holly Goodshade, Lenawee County Resident

In the spirit of a well-executed April Fools Joke…

We would like to offer something that adds a little extra value to your next experience at The Clinton Inn.

Hotel Guests

Book any room and use code APRILFOOLS at checkout, and a complimentary Traveler’s Snack Pack will be waiting in your room upon arrival.

Our Traveler’s Snack Pack includes a tempting variety of light snacks, ready and waiting in the comfort of your room. To book your hotel stay, check out our Reservations page.

Event Bookings

Book your event and mention the APRIL FOOLS Zipline Prank, and choose one:

  • A complimentary Coffee, Tea, and Soda Station, or
  • Bartender Fee waived with bar service

Depending on the type of event you are booking, you may check us out here:  Corporate Events & Meetings, Weddings and Receptions, or Private Celebrations.

Terms and Conditions

  • Offer valid on all bookings made now through June 30
  • Hotel stays may occur at any future date, provided the reservation is secured by June 30, 2026.
  • Events may be scheduled for any future date, provided they are secured by June 30, 2026.
  • Not redeemable for cash or credit
  • Non-transferable
  • No substitutions or exchanges
  • Cannot be combined with other offers or promotions
  • Subject to availability
  • Must be referenced at time of booking
  • One offer per booking

Hotel Offer

  • One Traveler’s Snack Pack per reservation
  • Valid on direct bookings only

Event Offer

  • Bartender fee waiver applies only with purchased bar service
  • Coffee, Tea, and Soda Station applies to standard service offerings only